Subscribe Feed (RSS)Top 6 Pickup lines never worked for me – [Funny]
November 22nd, 2008 by AZ | Filed under Night Out.Tags: 6, funny, girls, lines, night club, pick up
Of course, always avoid the obvious and overdone ones like “What’s your sign?” Responses to this one could range from “Keep out” to “Toll road.” You don’t want to get shot down before you’ve even had a chance to show her what a total idiot you can be.
So, avoid the following:
1. Your place or mine.
Response: Yours. Wait for me. If I’m not there in an hour, start without me.
2. If I told you that you had a nice body, would you hold it against me?
Response: If I told you that you were a moron, would you go away?
3. Congratulations. You have been voted “The Most Beautiful Girl In The World” and first prize is a night with me.
Response: What’s second prize? Two nights with you?
4. I only have three months to live.
Response: Where can I send the flowers?
5. You know what I like about you? My arms.
Response: You know what I like about you? Nothing.
6. I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away.
Response: What would I have to know to get the rest of you taken away?
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